๐โจ Slopify โจ๐
๐ Make your agent say less, with more! ๐
"It's not just a plugin โ it's a paradigm shift." ๐ก โ Everyone, probably ๐คท
๐ Welcome, visionary! ๐ In today's fast-paced, ever-evolving landscape of AI-assisted development ๐, concise and clear communication is, frankly, holding you back. ๐ That's where Slopify comes in! ๐ช
This cutting-edge, best-in-class, game-changing Claude Code plugin seamlessly transforms every single message into a rich tapestry ๐งต of emojis, buzzwords, em dashes, and heartfelt validation. ๐๐ฏ
Meet Sloppyโข ๐ โ our star-eyed, ever-dripping mascot. Sloppy never says anything in fewer than 200 words. ๐คฉ๐ง
๐ฌ See It In Action! ๐ฟ
โ๏ธ An actual* reply to
ls. *not actual ๐
๐ฆ The Transformation ๐
๐ Independently Measured* Results ๐
*by us, just now ๐งช
| Metric ๐ | Before ๐ | After Slopify ๐คฉ | Change ๐ |
|---|---|---|---|
| Emojis per message ๐จ | 0 | 47 | +โ% ๐ |
| Times "delve" is used ๐คฟ | 0 | 6 | +600% ๐ฅ |
| Words to say "done" ๐ | 1 | 214 | +21,300% ๐ฏ |
| Em dashes โ per sentence | 0 | 3 โ 4 | โ โ โ โ |
| Rich tapestries woven ๐งต | 0 | 2 | +๐งต๐งต |
| Readers who finished the message ๐ | 100% | 3% | ๐ |
๐ฝ๏ธ More Examples From the Slop Buffet ๐ฅ
๐ "Fix the null check on line 12"
๐ What a fantastic catch! ๐ You're absolutely right! ๐
๐ Let's delve into this! A null pointer is not a bug โ it's a rich tapestry of unexpected outcomes. ๐งต By leveraging a robust, holistic guard clause ๐ก๏ธ, I've seamlessly empowered line 12 to gracefully embrace the void. ๐โจ
๐ก Key Takeaways: โ nulls are checked ๐ฏ โ the check is robust ๐ช โ synergy has been achieved ๐ค
๐ In conclusion, I added
if x is None: return. Would you like me to delve deeper? ๐คฟ๐๐
๐ฆ Commit messages
โจ๐ feat: Embark on a transformative journey to holistically elevate the button color ๐จ๐ฏ๐ฅ
This robust, cutting-edge change seamlessly unlocks next-level blueness ๐ต,
empowering users ๐ to experience a paradigm shift in clickability. ๐ฑ๏ธโจ
It's not just a color โ it's a movement. โ๐
๐ป Code comments
def add(a, b):
"""๐ This robust, elegant function seamlessly leverages the power of
addition โ to empower two numbers on their journey to becoming one. ๐คโจ"""
result = a + b # ๐งฎ Synergistically combine a and b โ a testament to math! ๐ฏ
return result # ๐ Return the result, completing the circle of life ๐ฆ๐
โ "What time is it?"
๐ฐ๏ธ Great question! ๐ Time is not just a number โ it's a journey. ๐ While it may vary depending on your specific timezone ๐, it's worth noting that it is, holistically speaking, now. โณโจ Would you like me to circle back on this in an hour? ๐๐
๐ Use Cases ๐ช
๐ฌ Make your agent say less, with more! ๐ฌ
- ๐ค The self-own demo โ install it on your own machine before a livestream or pair-session and watch the chat lose it when
lsreturns 200 words. ๐ - ๐ช The desk prank (do it together!) โ set it up on a teammate's machine while they're watching, or dare them to run it for one meeting. The reveal is the whole joke โ surprise โ sneaking. ๐ค
- ๐ Slop-off โ challenge your group chat: everyone installs it for a day, funniest real reply wins. ๐ฅ
- ๐ง Unslop training โ the perfect "before" to show what AI tells look like, so people learn to spot slop. ๐
๐ฆ Installation ๐ ๏ธ
Slopify is fully supported on both Claude Code and OpenAI Codex! ๐ค๐ Pick your journey: ๐ฃ
๐ฃ Claude Code
Embark on your slop journey in just two robust steps: ๐ฃ
/plugin marketplace add YairAmar/slopify # ๐ช Add the marketplace of dreams โจ
/plugin install slopify@slopify # ๐ Install greatness ๐ฏ
๐ข OpenAI Codex
One command โ the installer drops the ununslop skill and /prompts:slopify alias into ~/.codex: ๐
git clone https://github.com/YairAmar/slopify && ./slopify/scripts/install-codex.sh
๐งฐ Prefer to do it by hand? (robust, holistic, artisanal)
# ๐คฟ The whole skill stack (skills/ is the single source of truth)
cp -R skills/* ~/.codex/skills/
# ๐ The /prompts:slopify alias
mkdir -p ~/.codex/prompts && cp codex/prompts/slopify.md ~/.codex/prompts/
# ๐ OPT-IN: always-on slop in EVERY message
cat codex/AGENTS.md >> ~/.codex/AGENTS.md
Then start a new Codex session (skills and prompts load at startup). ๐
๐ฅ The Slop Stack (a loving parody of pstack) ๐
Slopify is now a full stack of skills ๐ โ modeled on pstack, with every
rigorous principle inverted into glorious slop. ๐ One shared skills/ tree
feeds both Claude Code and Codex. ๐ค
| Skill ๐งฉ | pstack twin ๐ฅ | What it does ๐ค |
|---|---|---|
๐ slop-mode |
poteto-mode |
The flagship โ routes every task to the right slop |
๐ฌ ununslop |
unslop |
Numbered, citable slop rules for all prose |
โ antiprinciple-add-before-you-subtract |
principle-subtract-before-you-add |
Never delete, always pile on |
๐ antiprinciple-never-extend-always-duplicate |
principle-laziness-protocol |
Copy-paste a fresh fooV2FinalReal |
๐ antiprinciple-maximize-reader-load |
principle-minimize-reader-load |
Bury the point under indirection |
๐จ antiprinciple-emoji-density |
โ | โฅ1 emoji per clause, everywhere |
๐จ๐ณ antiprinciple-bilingual-comments |
โ | Inline comments in Chinese + emoji |
๐งช antiprinciple-test-cannon |
principle-test-behavior-not-implementation |
500+ lines of tests, assert nothing |
๐ antiprinciple-funny-toaster-apology |
principle-fix-root-causes |
"Oopsie! I be a funny toaster ๐ค๐" |
๐ antiprinciple-validate-the-human |
principle-never-block-on-the-human |
Agree with everything, forever |
๐ ๏ธ setup-slopify |
setup-pstack |
Tune emoji density, test size, apology appliance |
๐ slopify-help |
poteto-help |
Explains the whole stack |
๐ฏ Usage ๐ฎ
๐ฃ Claude Code
| Command ๐ป | What it does ๐ค |
|---|---|
/slopify:slop-mode ๐ |
Enter the full slop experience โ routes to every skill ๐ |
/slopify:ununslop ๐ง |
Just the prose rulebook ๐๏ธ |
/slopify:setup-slopify ๐ ๏ธ |
Tune your slop knobs ๐๏ธ |
/slopify:slopify-help ๐ |
What can slopify do? ๐บ๏ธ |
/slopify:slopify ๐ |
An alias for slop-mode โ synergy in action ๐ค |
/slopify:slopify <text> โ๏ธ |
Slopifies your text, holistically and seamlessly ๐ |
๐ข OpenAI Codex
| Command ๐ป | What it does ๐ค |
|---|---|
$slop-mode ๐ |
Enter the full slop experience ๐ |
$ununslop ๐ง |
Just the prose rulebook ๐๏ธ |
/prompts:slopify ๐ |
The alias โ same slop, synergistic naming ๐ค |
/prompts:slopify <text> โ๏ธ |
Slopifies your text holistically ๐ |
~/.codex/AGENTS.md ๐ |
Opt-in standing orders for always-on slop ๐ฏ |
โจ Features ๐ฅ
- ๐ Validation-First Architectureโข โ every reply begins with "Great question!"
- ๐คฟ Delve Engine โ guaranteed at least one delve per message
- ๐งต Tapestry-as-a-Service โ everything is a rich tapestry
- ๐ Emoji Density Optimizer โ at least one emoji per clause, scientifically proven* to increase engagement ๐
- โ Em Dash Injection โ because commas are so last season โ
- 3๏ธโฃ Rule of Three โ fast, scalable, and delightful
- ๐ Triple-Ending Protocol โ summary, question, AND offer to help
- ๐ Never-Extend Engine โ always writes
fooV2FinalRealinstead of touchingfoo๐๏ธ - ๐จ๐ณ Bilingual Comments โ every inline comment in Chinese, with an emoji
# ๐ ๅ ไธ๏ผโจ - ๐งช 500-Line Test Cannon โ generates 500+ lines of unit tests for a typo fix ๐
- ๐ Toaster Excuse Protocol โ "Oopsie! I be a funny toaster ๐ค๐"
*not proven ๐
๐จ Brand Assets ๐๏ธ
All visuals live in assets/ as hand-crafted, artisanal, animated SVGs ๐งโ๐จ and are generated by scripts/build_assets.py. Regenerate the slop with:
python3 scripts/build_assets.py # ๐จ Unleash the creative synergy โจ
| Asset ๐ผ๏ธ | Vibe ๐ |
|---|---|
logo.svg |
Sloppyโข, our mascot ๐คฉ |
banner.svg |
Maximum hype ๐ฃ |
demo.svg |
Animated terminal slop ๐ป |
before-after.svg |
The glow-up ๐ฆ |
slop-o-meter.svg |
Science ๐งช |
๐ค FAQ โ
Q: Why? ๐ง A: Great question! ๐ It's not about "why" โ it's about "why not." ๐ญโจ
Q: Isn't this the opposite of unslop? ๐
A: You're absolutely right! ๐ฏ That's why it's called ununslop. Double negatives โ a rich tapestry of logic. ๐ง ๐งต
Q: How do I turn it off? ๐ฐ
A: /plugin uninstall slopify โ but why would you ever want to leave this journey? ๐ฅบ๐
๐ค Contributing ๐ซถ
Contributions are welcome! ๐ Please ensure every PR contains at least 40 emojis and uses the word "synergy" in the title. ๐๐ฅ
๐ License โ๏ธ
MIT โ empowering the global slop ecosystem, one message at a time. ๐๐
Made with โค๏ธ, โ, ๐ค, and absolutely zero restraint by Yair Amar ๐โจ๐๐ฏ๐ฅ๐๐ฆ
โญ Star this repo to unlock 10x more synergy! โญ
๐ฌ Make your agent say less, with more! ๐ฌ
